Big wank


literal meaning : to take a w’hole’y satisfying and long lasting w-nk.
actual meaning : a matter of far less consequence than it is made out to be.
penelope : hey sal! did u hear?? tori’s back!! guess its like they say…once u go black you never go back!

penguin man : awww cmon man!! now hes gonna know i told u he watches tori black p-rn!

penelope : so what?? big w-nk!

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