Bigfoot’s Law


a law stating that “no matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando).”

anyone found in violation of said law will ‘disappear’ mysteriously when p-ssing by a wooded area (presumably by bigfoot).
dude, that kid’s almost violating bigfoot’s law, he’d better get a belt.
a law stating that “no matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando).”

anyone found in violation of said law will ‘disappear’ mysteriously when p-ssing by a wooded area (presumably by bigfoot).
dude, that kid’s almost violating bigfoot’s law, he’d better get a belt.

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