bigger-ma-jigger
a handheld optical device that is used to make objects appear bigger than they really are, or to enhance detail. they are the next step after bifocals. it is like a magnifying gl-ss…oh wait, it is a magnifying gl-ss.
i couldn’t read the microscopic instructions on the side of the anti-wrinkle cream, even with my gl-sses. i finally went and got the bigger-ma-jigger and voila!!!!, like magic, i could see that i wasn’t winning the fight against old age.
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