bigtedd
a s-x position invented in the 50s by a man lacking in a rather important department.
he made up for it with an “extension” device made from a hollowed out strap-on.
this allowed him to have fun despite his poor acorn as well as pleasuring those in his company.
in honor of his invention the act of using such an aid was dubbed bigtedd.
not much is known about bigtedd’s later life, it is believed that he started a brothel and died of a heart attack in his late 80s while banging away.
if you lack the goods you can always bigtedd it.
man i wish i didn’t have an acorn… oh well i guess i can always bigtedd it.
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