bijarglar


large 12 foot tall animals that are somewhat of an anomaly. they are usually kept in bijarglarfalf-gos, and need to be fed 5 times a day. however, when raised in the wild they are much smaller than in captivity, and are only 5 feet tall. the cubs are generally 5 inches tall, but, during a ceremony known as the kerplarglarshwar, they grow to their m-ssive size in a matter of minutes (usually happens when they turn 5 years old). when angered, they are highly dangerous, and are almost indestructible. avoid angering them at all cost
no, not the bijarglars!

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