Bik Nurton
to ruin a joke. something unfunny.
perspon 1: why’d the pig cross the road?
person 2: i don’t know, why?
person 1: to get to the other side!
person 2: why, was there like pig food or something over there?
person 1: dude, you just pulled a bik nurton
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