Bike Hangings
at the annual wheeler block party in maycomb il it has been tradition to hang a bike from a stop sign. after stepping up the tradition in 2011 by lighting the bike on fire; swat police were called in and maced several hundred students.
tom: oh, the horror of ‘bike hangings’ and felony littering.
mike: the only reasonable response can be gangs of goose stepping swat cops with automatic weapons and airstrikes from predator drones.
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