bike ninja


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someone who is riding their bicycle in dark/low visibility conditions, without a headlight or taillight. so-called because they are invisible, like a ninja.

the webcomic yehuda moon had a comic ill-strating a bike ninja on april 14th.
i wasn’t expecting to be out this late, so i didn’t have my lights with me, and i was a bike ninja for the ride home.

when i crossed the intersection, i was almost hit by a bike ninja! dude needs to get some lights and look where he’s going.

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bike ninjas are people who wear all black, and and become very ninja-looking when wearing a face mask / balaclava in cold weather. the all black also adds to their “invisibility” while riding at night (which can be dangerous). bike ninjas are often urban dwellers, ride fixed-gear or single-speed bikes, and are usually “hipsters” of some sort (hence the all black clothes).
“some bikers wear all spandex, and others wear all black and look like bike ninjas.”
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a bike cop, that hides in bushes and alley-ways looking for completely innocent students, and gives them mip’s etc.
did you see that bike ninja tackle eric a while ago.

yea that ninja needs a stick poked through his spokes.

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