Bike to Work Day
a day for motorists to pose as cyclists for one day so that they can brag to their workmates about how healthy and environmentally conscious they are.
bill: “i biked to work on bike to work day. it’s great to know that i’m keeping fit and saving the planet.”
jeff: “bike to work day was three months ago. have you biked to work since?”
bill: “no way! the road is too scary. once a year is more than enough.”
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