Bikelist


(pr-nounced: ‘bike-a-list’) – someone who rides a bicycle for both leisure and commuting purposes but with no understanding of or total disregard for the rules of the road/traffic laws. one who doesn’t use the proper hand signals when turning/slowing/stopping. a person who does not wear a helmet (or wear it properly). a person who chooses to act as a pedestrian when it suits him/her (i.e. riding on sidewalks, pathways, etc.). someone who was simply given a bike by their parents and taught no rules or considerations.

opposite of: cyclist (– someone who rides a bicycle for both leisure and commuting purposes while observing the rules of the road/traffic laws (very similar to those of motorized vehicles). one who pays close attention to his/her surroundings while riding and is respectful to the balance between vehicular and cyclist traffic. some one who is fed up with having bikelists give them a bad reputation.)
tom: “look at that -sshole over there. riding his bike on that busy sidewalk.”

carlos: “stupid bikelists!”

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