Biker scum
the other man you mother never told you about because he is your daddy.
kids says to mom ” who is that long haired man on the loud -ss motorcycle?”
mom “do not worry honey you will find out one day who he is”
kid”mommy why is he always stopping by here and parking his car in your garage?”
mom thinks to herself”if my lame -ss husband would take care of the job i would not be screwin your real dad that biker sc-m is a great lay”
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