bikosexual
someone who has s-x with bikes.
oh did you see that bikos-xual getting it on with a mountain bike back there?
cycling enthusiasts that enjoy dressing in common cycling attire, primarily wanna be road cyclists i.e tour de france types. bikos-xuals enjoy adorning themselves in spandex shorts with b-tt pads, brightly colored spandex shirts, aerodynamic helmets with cute little rear view mirrors attached, cycling gloves and specialty cycling shoes that look like slippers or ballet shoes.
i was late for the meeting because i got stuck behind a group of bikos-xuals that were blocking traffic.
bikos-xual is basically part heteros-xual and part metros-xual. bikos-xual people are straight, but like some things that some people would consider to be gay. bikos-xual guys enjoy listening to rock/rap whatever “guy” music as well as “girl” music such as “pop” or any other girl-ish music… bikos-xuals dress and act like normal heteros-xual men but are very secure with their masculinity so they are capable of joking around and acting gay sometimes… bikos-xuals are easy to talk to and get along with. bikos-xuals are very open and can relate with the opposite s-x. bikos-xuals are also very loyal and honest with their friends, and don’t ever cheat either. bikos-xuals are usually really good looking and are usually surrounded by the opposite s-x. basically, bikos-xual people are the coolest people ever…
girl: omg, that guy is so hot, why is he listening to pop music, is he gay?
guy: heck no! he’s just bikos-xual. it’s kinda like being metros-xual but cooler…. and he’s straight…
girl: d-mn!! that’s the kind of guy i need to get!
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