Bilbo Swaggins


a man of hobbit like stature who has all kinds of various adventures that would not normally be attributed someone like him. as a result he becomes revered and has lots of swagger.
person 1: you hear about how craig beat down de-bo, had a three way with debbie and joi and got his job back??? all within a week!

person 2: no way! no way that lil’ dude did all that!

person 1: yep. lil dude has more adventers than bilbo baggins.

person 2: he’s like bilbo swaggins!

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