bilge monkey
a crusty punk who lives on a boat and enjoys dumpster diving and s-x with fat chicks. typically is very handy with mechanical work and doesn’t mind crawling into the nastiest oily bilge water to retrieve a pair of gl-sses or a screw driver. often found drinking pbr and yelling for no reason.
look at that bilge monkey, he has salt and motor oil in his dreadlocks. someone should give him a bath
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