Bill Curtis
man who is featured in commercials for at&t and performs in the style of a tv news reporter. he finds the internet everywhere he goes with his at&t laptop connect card. with this card, not only does he find the internet everywhere, but it also makes him faster than andy rodd-ck and floyd mayweather.
i’m bill curtis, and i just found the internet.
i’m bill curtis, and i’m faster than andy rodd-ck.
i’m bill curtis, and i’m faster than floyd mayweather.
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