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amendment i

congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to -ssemble, and to pet-tion the government for a redress of grievances.

amendment ii

a well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

amendment iii

no soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

amendment iv

the right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

amendment v

no person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

amendment vi

in all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the -ssistance of counsel for his defence.

amendment vii

in suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the united states, than according to the rules of the common law.

amendment viii

excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

amendment ix

the enumeration in the const-tution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

amendment x

the powers not delegated to the united states by the const-tution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.
i love the establishment clause.
toilet paper for the white house.
bush wipes his -ss regularly with the bill of rights.
why you can type what your typing right this second
i’l kill any b-st-rd that trys to destroy the bill of rights.
what the bush administration is trying its best to eradicate.
tia, capps, capp ii, the patiot act, the patriot act ii… what next? making slavery legal again?
the first 10 amendments to the const-tution of the united states of america. tells the government what kinds of laws they can and can’t p-ss. includes freedom of speech and freedom of religion, which it specifically says congress can not deny any american citizen.
president george w. bush’s worst nightmare.
congress shall p-ss no law limiting the freedom of speech.
a mythical doc-ment that is said to have been written to limit our government’s powers. there is no evidence that it has ever existed.
we could use a bill of rights these days…
a list of all the things bill gates has done right.
wwbgd?

person: hey bill, what have you done right?
bill gate: obvious a lot. i’m richest man on earth.

child: mom? why is there a “tm” next to the bill of rights
mom: don’t fret baby, bill gates just trademarked our amendments.
child: why?
mom: he’s the richest man on earth. he can do anything.
child: mommy, i’m scared.