Billah Abdul-Jalaal
billah abdul-jalaal, commonly referred to as “calm down billah, a.k.a tooez, “prep balla a-j”, “superbounce”, thousandgrams”, “noneoftheabove”, “nah man i’m jv”,
billah is a georgetown preparatory school student who plays basketball and football…. everything in life is “tooez” for him.
freshman basketball player: hey billah do you have freshmen baskteball practice?
billah abdul-jalaal: nah man i’m jv……
freshmen bball player: you are a freshman too!
billah: calm down
1 year later…..
-billah walking into the gym-
billah: everything is just tooez, i’m such a prep balla…
person 1: are you on varsity?
billah: nah man i’m jv….. again
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