Billy Baldwins


billy baldwins are a reference to shaven men’s t-st-cl-s. i one day overheard my roommate talking on his cell phone and he said something to the effect of “oh, you mean the bald one’s?..” then it clicked! your shaved t-st-cl-‘s should be called ‘billy baldwin’s’ or even if they are not shaven you could call them your ‘baldwin’s’
so there i was, slamming my girlfriend from behind, my billy baldwins smacking up and down againist her cl-t like a backboard at basketball camp.

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