Billy Madison

clearly the most hilarious and awesome movie/character of all time. hildada and ianan are the bestest for knowing this.
the most memorable and funniest quotes from billy madison are:
-you ain’t cool … unless you pee your pants.
-i’ll tumble for ya!
-it’s too d-mn hot for a penguin to be just walkin’ around here! call the zoo!
-any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and i am just gonna snap.
-you get your -ss out there and you find that f-cking dog!
-back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that i’m not a fool. i got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, i hope i don’t get in a fight. ooooh, back to school, back to school, back to school …
-well, maybe if you told me there were delicious triscuit crackers i could have enjoyed them with you
-chlorophyll? more like bore-ophyll!!
-billy likes to drink soda … miss lippy’s car is green
-t-t-t-today junior!!
-shampoo is better, i go on first and clean the hair! conditioner is better, i leave the hair silky and smooth!
-stop looking at me swan!
-dad, do we have to do this with captain dipsh-t here?
-i drew the duck blue because i had never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you i just wanted to see a blue duck
this adam sandler movie is funny as sh-t.
billy madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard. at no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. i award you no points, and may g-d have mercy on your soul.