Billy no mates


british slang
a person with no friends, or at least someone who appears that way.
other similar uses:
1) on his bill – on his own
2) has been billied – has been abandoned (by friends)
3) a billy – one with no friends
“that danny lad is a right billy-no-mates.”
“look at that lad over there on his bill.”
“david’s been billied! haha!”
“ryan is a billy…”
an old irish slag to make fun of one with no friends. if you’re irish and happened to be called billy you’re a very unfortunate person.
billy no mates is used in many cruel jokes.
joke: “why did billy have no mates?”
“he was in a wheelchair.”

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