Billy No-Tabs


a non-smoker out drinking in a pub with a group of smokers who is left alone, looking like a billy no-mates because all of his mates have been forced outside by law to have a smoke. billy no-tabs will often consider taking up smoking purely to avoid being left alone watching a load of half-drunk pints. may also be known as billy no-f-gs or norman no-smokes
look at that poor bloke, he’s on his own surrounded by other people’s drinks, eyeing up the tab machine, he must be a billy no-tabs.

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