bimbo-box
1. a mini-van; usually as a means of conveyance for middle- or high-school aged blonde females to and from soccer practice, junior proms, etc. origin: neal stephenson’s novel snowcrash- perhaps a pun on bento-box (a j-panese lunch box pre-packed with nutritious goodies).
2. any vehicle driven by a soccermom.
“this huge bimbo-box cut in front of my ride and i couldn’t see anything.”
“look out! sally’s drivin’ her mom’s bimbo-box.”
“the enviornment can’t afford any more freakin’ bimbo-boxes.”
a vehicle, typically from a luxury marque such as lexus or mercedes, based on a car ch-ssis, but presented as a utility vehicle. it complete lacks any off-road prowess. typically driven by wealthy spouses and mistresses. the driver will frequently be on a cell phone while operating the vehicle.
that b-tch on the phone in her bimbo box almost ran me off the road!
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