bimbonic plague
cultural disease afflicting teenage (now prep-b-scent) girls. please refer to recording artist pink’s 2006 song “stupid girls”
this gym cl-ss is infected with a bimbonic plague! (girls in the cl-ss with makeup, jewellery and designer clothing, there to be observed rather to gain fitness)
overview:
a horrible plague like pheonmena sweeping throuogh the worst fed, worst dresesd, least intelligent, and mcd obseesed, country of the known universe, america.
scope:
as far as its scope, its like the black plague that afflicted europe way back then. (when they didnt have mtv -gasp-)
it affects mainly the girls of the good ‘ole u-s-ov-a.
as far as symtons go its like aids, bad.
effects:
symtoms include:(but not limited, also list not entirly cataloged, thanks to m-ssive and constant mutation of the plague strains otherwise known as “fads”.)
-exessive blond hair.
-growth in at least 2 places -cough-
-developing a condition called: ditz
-beer belly lmao.
-part of the dumbing down of america
-infected persons: “bimbo”
-urge to wear shirts 2 sizes to small
-reason for the size 0 pants.
-stoopid stoopid stoopid
-gave the color pink a whole new meaning (its f-cking eeryeherererere)
-pink is the new black and there loving eachother (you never see pink on shirts w/o black)
-overly dyed, falling out hair.
-167.9% prep
-the reason abercrombie is a sucessful company
-urge to form ‘clicks’ with other infected persons. (eg: stoopid ppl)
-hitting annonomously on rap ppl
cures:(include)
-goths
-breaking a nail
-not showering for 5 minutes
-the mall being nuked
-college
-life
-taxes
-death
-(death of rich parents)
-napalm applied to infected persons house
-week old cloths
-cell phone bannage! (aka, ur cell phone minutes just… got… beleete”d!!!!)
-surgicaly removing the word “like” from said persons english vocabulary(/smallish brain)
-aim being permenantly beleete”d from said persons computer.
-an aim virus
known causes:
-cheerleading
-estregen
-teenage yrs
-rap (pretening thier black actaully almost the exact opposite)
thedailyshow: lately the bimbonic plague has been sweeping america.
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