bindu
a big so-called “hindu”, often from surrey or abbotsford b.c.
they are often “surrey jack’s”/”‘jack’s” who wear fake christian audigier & ed hardy, as well as fake affliction. with a mixture of the derogatory term “hindu”, (used in place of indo-canadian or any other correct term referring to a middle-eastern ethnicity) and the describing word big, they are referred to as a “bindu”.
jason: “did you see that f-ckin’ bindu ‘roid monkey?”
mike: “yeah man, his f-ckin’ lips had an eight pack!”
in its historical context, the root word bindu orginates from an indian concept that explains the creative potency of anything where all energies are focused; the dot (also called tilaka) worn on the forehead as indicative of the third eye.
however, in its post-modern usage, to be a bindu one must embrace the following characteristics:
1. to perform a double-ring without success and continuing to do so on numerous occasions.
2. no matter what anyone asks you, reply “okay.”
3. when in conversation, no matter where you are in the office, mutter, “i think my phone is ringing” and leave.
4. to change established plans an hour before execution.
more to come shortly…
telephone conversation:
“h-llo”
yes.”
“i have someone coming in an hour, can you -ssist him?
“um…it would be nice to know about this a little sooner…”
comment to colleagues/self: i can’t believe he did that! what a bindu!”
is an drunk indian from india.
honey, the bindu is beating his wife again.
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