Bing
a person who is very nice, very strong, but is dumb as sh-t.
i worked with long today, he is a real bing
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as many people do not know, bing is actually an acronym for
because
it’s
not
google
can also be used as:
b-tch
it’s
not
google
guy 1: why shouldn’t we use bing??
guy 2: because it’s not google.
microsoft’s cr-ppy attempt at creating a search engine, that never seems to find what you are searching for.
tom: “hey, where’s the nearest starbucks?”
d-ck: “i’m not sure, let me bing it.”
harry: “why? if you googled it you’d probably actually find what you are looking for without looking through pages of search results.”
d-ck: “oh, yeah, you’re right.”
because its not google
1st guy : bing sucks !!!!!!!!!!
2nd guy : its cus its not google
term for the original word jail
“my dude is in the bing”
microsoft’s version of google that is very unintelligent. they even have special programs where they give you stuff for using it (bing rewards, club bing, etc.). if their search is so bad that they have to pay you to use it, then why is it there in the first place?
bing stands for bing is no good
i did a search on bing about cars, and got results about cats.
acronym, but its’ not google
q. hey homey, how do you like microsoft search?
a. it’s okay, bing! that filthy sl-t tried to sell me linux!
possible high fives would follow -ssuming good delivery, proper inflection, and wussy free cadence.
to copy the results of others work, e.g. test scores, search results.
i made sure to sit next to the smart kid in cl-ss so i could bing their answers on the test.
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