Binge-Clean


when a messy person engages in a m-ssive binge-cleaning of their living quarters. like binge drinking, it is excessive and happens only on rare occasions. after the binge-clean, effects of your excess cleaning hang on for a length of time depending on the degree of the binge. your place looks good enough to invite people over, for maybe a week or two, and then, after that, you either binge-clean again, or meet up with friends at a coffee shop.
“hey, can we meet somewhere for coffee, i haven’t binge-cleaned in a while.”

“i have to binge-clean before my girlfriend’s parents come over.”

“i can’t find my toothbrush, like, anywhere. time to binge-clean.”

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