Bingler
a teenage male in the constant and futile pursuit of s-xual encounters with one or more women. often a bingler will leave his friends to follow a particularly unintelligent female wherever she goes.
one who commences the act of “bingling.”
“hey, where is max? we’re supposed to practice.”
“hes hanging out with caitlin.”
“that guy is such a f-cking bingler.”
a bingler is a small creature that feeds on garden variety plant life. they eat flower petals and excrete a substance known as ‘bingler jelly’ which tastes good to the average person. to harvest bingler jelly a person must catch a bingler, avoid the fangs and queeze tightly. binglers tend to ruin gardens and are sometimes referred to as ‘sh-t disturbers’ for doing so. recently, in popular media, the term bingler is used whenver someone is being inconvenient or ‘disturbing your sh-t’.
i was about to get this girl in bed at the party last night but tom pulled a serious c-ck block. hes such a bingler.
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