Binky the wonder dog
binky is an amaginary dog created out of utter boredom in 1992 at vitos iii in toledo, oh.- he is half chihuahua, half malamute, half weimariner- he’s a whole ‘lotta dog.- he also has a hare lip, with the resultant “mark, mark” heard when he wants attention. his presence at vitos nearly caused the co-owner to go insane, and nearly got her a food safety violation- his water and food dish were in the back room.
he still can be found every once in a while, usually in the vicinity of matt m. at vito’s i
“hey man, you just stepped on binky the wonder dog!”
“what?, where is he?”
“mark, mark, mark”
“oh, there he is. i’m sorry binky.”
“grr…marrrrk”
“would you idiots get back to work!”
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