Bintectomy
a simple elective surgical procedure, ridding one of those troublesome hangers-on, poltergeists and mendicants which seem to proliferate exponentially.
alright lads, anyone for a pint? jessica was howling for my blood last time so i had a bintectomy.
q: where’s your mother-in-law? i thought she was staying for a month.
a: i gave her an ultimatum, either a bintectomy or an exorcism.
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