biomedical engineering


a major or field of study that sucks the life out of its partic-p-nts. since it is strongly related to medicine, a lot of undergraduates study bme as pre-med students. however, they quickly learn that after cl-sses such as ‘-n-lysis of biosignals and systems’ and ‘instrumentation lab’, biomedical engineering is not worth the lack of life it creates.
well, i was studying biomedical engineering. then our entire cl-ss failed biosignals even though the curve was around 30%, so i switched to business.

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