biometrics test
while making out with a woman, put your hand around the v-g-n- and check for b-mps related to any std… ex herpes. a term popularized at the fc hammond hockey rink.
aj: man, i gave her the biometrics test in the tv room, its a lock she failed!
matt: dagger!
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