bionic intoxication
the state of intoxication where normal, yet seemingly impossible tasks or activities become not only plausible but almost second nature or impossible to f-ck up. and get easier the more intoxicated you become. activities such as bowling, pool, beer pong and talking to members of the opposite s-x.
i’d totally want to play pool with you, but i’m not nearly f-cked up enough to play. maybe if i had some bionic intoxication going on, l’d kick your -ss.
i wish my bionic intoxication would kick in so i could go ask that female for her number.
now that i got me some bionic intoxication, i’m gonna f-ck you up
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