biostitute


a biological sciences worker who misrepresents research or commits fraud for the benefit of commercial interests or to make a personal profit.
“she kept lecturing about the health benefits of red wine, but she was just being a biost-tute for gallo, who sponsored her research”.

“he made 3 million euros by publishing the health benefits of a worthless drug.”

2 more definitions
a biologist who works purely for the money. similar to an archaeost-tute.
biost-tutes need to use protection, too.
in envoronmental law, an expert wittness, usually a biologist, who will say whatever you pay him to.
that f-cking biost-tute testified that petrolium is good for wildlife.

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