Bipod
to steal one of your friend’s friends by creating a close broship or “tripod” consisting of all three of you and then slowly turning the “tripod” into a “bipod” by becoming best friends with the new friend and kicking out your old friend.
elliot should never have introduced kevin to steve because kevin went ahead and bipodded the sh-t out of him.
when ryan went and traveled the world, elliot bipodded dwight away from him.
a s-xual fetish in which an individual is aroused by watching two people listen to an i-pod together (each individual having one headphone in their ear).
“my friend, who studies british history, is planning to open a bipod p-rn site.”
lovers sharing headphones while listening to an ipod
aww they’re bipoding!
1) a straight man that has numerous songs on his ipod that would suggest he weren’t (e.g. ‘n sync, britney spears, marc anthony, etc).
i thought kevin was a really cool guy until he made me listen to “i want you back” from his bipod during the car ride…twice.
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