bipolar pussy



the kind of woman who is so wild in bed she might happily do the kinkiest thing your twisted little mind could conjure up and she would really get off on the raw s*xual energy from such an act — but…she could also wake up 3 hours later and go lorena bobbit on your *ss and lop your d*ck off with a ginsu carving knife, tossing your pathetic little wee wee in the huge pond out back to feed the snapping turtles—all because you forgot to put the cap back on the tube of toothpaste. bipolar p*ssy is absolute the best s*x one could ever have but one has to keep in mind that the crazy is going to come out eventually so be ready to lose anything and possibly everything. think glenn close in fatal attraction.
scene: kitchen, a naked man has a naked woman bent over the open door of his stove, her head is in the oven and he is f*cking her *ss with the handle of a medium saucepan. she is screaming in ecstasy.
rita: yes, yes! use the extra large cast iron skillet handle!
as the man hurries to grab the skillet, the camera backs out of the room into the front room where rita’s clothes are strewn about in the order she took them off from the time she entered the front door.
announcer: bill thought he had hooked up with a dream woman; one who just gave him the best night of s*x he’d ever had…
and as the camera backs out of the front door…
announcer: …but he would soon find out…
camera backs out of the house and shows bill’s front lawn:
tire tracks are in circles on the front lawn and lead to a pink ford ranger which has the mailbox lodged in it’s grill. a blue chevy silverado is parked neatly in the driveway but has “she loves me” keyed in the side of the nice paint. and a dog is hanging by its neck from a garden hose which is strung from a short vertical flagpole to the right of the front door.
announcer: …he had hooked up with…bipolar p*ssy!

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