Birch Ass


1. indicates that a person is abnormally interested in plants, gardening or anything related to nature.

2. hippie-like
1. at the party last night, keith bored everybody with his gardening stories. when he told me about his new bonsai project, i almost fell asleep. what a birch -ss n-gg-.

2. “get off my property, you birch -ss communists!” yelled the senior citizen when he discovered the youths sitting in a circle around his tree while smoking pot.

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