Bird Bath Maneuver


a act of desperation in which one needs to sh-t but can’t get to a bathroom. one climbs into tree and takes a dump directly down into a birdbath in order to avoid public detection.
i couldn’t get home fast enough after chipotle so i had to execute a bird bath maneuver.

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