Bird Coma
the quasi-medical condition that occurs in the 7-45 day period following a patient’s discovery of the angry birds game on their mobile device. symptoms include failure to control facial hair growth, a decrease in personal hygiene, loss of employment, and missing person reports.
i was in the hospital waiting room waiting for my wife to give birth when somebody told me about angry birds. the next moment i was suddenly a divorced father of month-old triplets whose names i didn’t know. d-mn bird coma. but hey, at least i got all the golden eggs!
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