bird geek
emeka.
a man who kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of “protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes”.
correction, not magpies, pee wee’s.
a number of woman have reported being attacked by an unknown species of bird. these vicious birds have been waiting to attack women entering and exiting health house in darwin in the northern territory of australia the bird geek kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of “protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes”.
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