Bird Index


when a male is faced with the question of the average rating (out of 10) of as many females he can see at a certain location or a given time.

the index is calculated = number of females / total score
gm: what’s the bird index like down there?

matt: ow, its a solid 7.

(meaning the average rating out of 10 of all available females seen at one time is 7)

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