bird watcher


a guy who hangs in public bathrooms trying to look at your p-n-s
for having 10 empty urinals the d-mn bird watcher had to come pee right next to me…..
when some -sshole tries to cut in front of a long line of cars and the cars stay strong and refuse to let said car in. then many of the motorists “flip the bird” to said -sshole.
that idiot tried to cut in at the front and became a bird watcher when all the cars went by and flipped him off.
bird watchers are federal agents who are watching drug dealers that move keys of cocaine (also known as birds)
yo i heard the bird watchers got you under surveliance.
person (most commonly a male person) who openly and chronically observes other male p-n-ses in public places.
(typically after someone p-sses you off, instead of calling them a “f-g” or something”…dude, you’re being such a god d-mn birdwatcher!!!!!!!!!!
term used to describe a person (focuser) who is c-ckeyed. one eyeball is focusing on person (focusee), while other eyeball is roaming the scenery. this usually makes focusee rather uncomfortable.
that news guy is a total birdwatcher. is he looking at camera 1 or camera 2?
the cops mainly fbi & dea.
keep your eyes open while driving there’s birdwatchers everywhere.
poe-poe who follows a person everywhere secretly but the suspect knows it.so there called birdwatchers
“federallees on my tale,callem’ birdwatchers”.

young jeezy

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