Birds nesting
the act of one man masturbating while towering above a group of chicks, as the women wait with great excitement (open-mouthed and straining necks) and antic-p-tion for the man to -j-c-l-t- into their mouths.
when the man does shoot his load, the women eagerly cajole with each other to get a taste of the man cream, and greedily devour the sp-nk as though their lives depended on it.
this emulates the way chicks in a nest antic-p-te the food (often worms) their mother may bring to them. upon tasting the worms the chicks become increasingly excited and eager to get as much of the worms as possible, often fighting for the best position, and largest portion of food.
this scenario is often witnessed in p-rn videos, and often follows the man having v-g-n-l or -n-l s-x with one of the women before the women partake in the birds nesting. however, it doesn’t have to be exclusively in p-rn videos.
man: “sweetheart, my b-lls are as hard as rock, and waiting to blow. why don’t you invite a couple of your girlfriends round, for a bit of birds nesting?”
girlfriend: “i thought you’d never ask, darling.”
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to put your b-llsack or testies in a womens hairy v-g-n- and have you p-n-s or slong sitting overtop on their belly and then just sit wierdly and wait to se what happens
i was birdsnesting my mother last night and my dad walked in with my sister while they were birdsnesting upside down. ( isnt an example but its still pretty funny)
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