birdseyebitch
a girl usually fat, who takes photo’s only from an almost ‘birdseye’ view looking up facially to the camera to give the illusion that they are indeed not fat (as it hides their body and likely double chin). the more birdseyeb-tch photos they have on their facebook or dating profile the more likely they are to be a fattie.
girl talking to herself: gosh i’m so fat….. how do i hide my giant body and double chin? hmmmm… i know i’ll take some birdseyeb-tch photos, that will hide my true figure and guys will think i’m hot on my facebook page.
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