birkenparents


your typical ‘be in bed by 10, we play scrabble, mom makes apple pie while dad watches football in a homemade wool sweater’ parents. they can be found raising shiny-faced, happy-go-lucky children in a pleasant 2 story house with a white picket fence and a grill. hoorah. think 50’s apr-ns and “honey, i’m home!”
“dude, we can’t have the party at doug’s tonight”
“why?”
“cause his parents aren’t going out of town anymore”
“sh-t, they’re totally birkenparents”

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