birmingham screwdriver


a hammer. usually used on delicate devices when a real screwdriver would be better. refers to the habit of a birmingham inhabitant (i.e. simpleton] to take a rather simplitic view of maintenance. similar to percussive maintenance.

if it don’t work – hit it.
if it still don’t work, use a bigger hammer.
ay, jimmeh, p-ss uz tha’ birmingham screwdriver – oi can’t geh this new graphics card in this b-st-rd compu’er wivaht a slight modifahcation

whack there, snug as yo’ mum

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