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• tendin' a tobacco patch

  erotic s-xplay involving the patch of hair some men have on the small of the back above or extending down the -n-l crevice, or tobacco patch. “listen girl, i got to get off this phone and get in the shower… i’m covered in juice from tendin’ his tobacco patch.”

• Marine Corps

  the best military service in the world, also able to kick anybody’s -ss!!! oo rah! the united states marine corps just leveled the h-ll out of fallujah. a branch of the armed services formed on nov. 10th 1775 to stop the british from attacking merchant vessels.only branch of the armed forces to have red white […]

• Tennessee Moonshine

  a s-xual act when one man j-zzes on his partner’s forehead, and proceeds to shine and buff with their -sscheeks. i gave that b-tch a tennessee moonshine. her forehead was shining like the moon! and by the moon, i mean my -ss. and by shining, i mean covered in j-zz.

• Ten Pistachio Shells!!!

  generic expletive. usually indicative of a sudden extreme emotion (happy, sad, surprised), and often used in situations where an outburst cannot be contained, yet swearing is not allowed. “my computer just ate my hard drive! with all my p-rn! and grandma’s in the next room! ten pistachio sh-lls!!!”

• Wally Walk

  right of p-ssage for people who just obtained their conceal carry permit or conceal handgun permit, where the new ccp holder trys carrying his handgun concealed at wal mart for the first time. this means having the gun on you at all times, but concealed, as you get out of your car, walk into wal […]

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