birthday anal


the day in which no matter the excuse, your girlfriend permits you the opportunity for -n-l s-x. fortunately for the men this is a fact!! ref:-the laws of co-habitation, 1883- mcmiller, brian. book 3 chapter 4, section 69.
ie: jeff- ” hey honey guess what day it is?”

random hot chick- “hump day?”

jeff- ” kinda! it’s my b-day which includes birthday -n-l, plz adopt the position.”

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