Birthday Bandit


a dude who finds the excited “yes” atmosphere of a birthday party to be prime hook up territory. likes parties, but especially birthday parties. typically male. commandeers attention away from the birthday person.
hide your presents, hide your cake, it’s the birthday bandit.

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