birthday challenge
the succesful completion of masturbating to -rg-sm in the 24 hour period on one’s birthday an equal amount of times to the age they will turn. i.e. 24th birthday would be required to m-st-rb-t- 24 times.
man, erik gave up p-rn for good after his castration accident during the birthday challenge.
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