Birthday Eyes


at the end of the night when you have a blank stare in your eyes and look like you are looking into mars and not even remember what the h-ll your night consisted of and only live vicariously through others and photos.
mom: michael, you’re f-cked up, i can tell by your birthday eyes

michael: happy birthday to me…

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